Tuesday, 27 April 2021

Quenya translation - Lairë Nerion Imnetyalo: Traducción al quenya de un poema de Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz / Poem by Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz translated into Quenya

 

(English version, Spanish below) Back in 2020, fellow Tolkienite and feminist Pilar Erika 'Tarmariel Luinilmë' and I worked on a Quenya translation which got published in the Winter 2020 edition of the Estel (no. 94), the biannual magazine of the Spanish Tolkien Society (Sociedad Tolkien Española, STE). We translated excerpts of one of the poems of Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz, a 17th Century Mexican nun who was also a subversive feminist and LGBT+ poetess and writer. We had a blast with this work, as it combines some of our favourite topics - feminism and herstory, Tolkien and fandoms, rare and invented languages, and translating 😊💜📖.

In this essay and translation, which I show as a PDF here in this post (pages 41-46 of the magazine, also posted as a separate file), we have included an intro about the life and works of Sor Juana Inés, as well as the Quenya translation per se and its analysis. The poem we chose to translate is 'Hombres necios', the renowned (and rightly so) poem with its spot-on feminist critique against the hypocrisy of men - A poem which, unfortunately, still rings very true in our 21st Century.
 
If you want to learn more about the awesome Juana Inés, I recommend Pilar Erika's slideshow presentation on her life and works on her Blogger, which she presented as part of a series of talks organized by feminist organization Dando Voz al Silencio in Madrid back in 2018. Her post on this work is also here.
 
This is also my second Quenya post (translating a page of Astérix in Britannia was the first xD), and given my love for rare, ancient and invented languages, I'm totally planning on expanding the language and translation series on here and sharing more Quenya posts, as well as Irish and Vulcan shenanigans!

This essay is, for the moment being, in Spanish only, but I am planning on translating it into English as well sometime in the future 🙂! 
 

(Spanish version) En 2020, Pilar Erika 'Tarmariel Luinilmë' y yo, las dos tolkienianas y feministas, estuvimos trabajando en una traducción al quenya que se publicó en la edición de invierno de 2020 de la Estel (nº 94), la revista bianual de la Sociedad Tolkien Española (STE). Tradujimos unos fragmentos de uno de los poemas de Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz, la poeta y escritora mexicana del siglo XVII que se hizo monja para poder escribir, y que, a pesar de la sociedad tan patriarcal y jerárquica en la que le tocó vivir, era tanto una feminista subversiva como un ejemplo de persona LGBT+ histórica (sin planearlo también llega este post cerca del día de la visibilidad lésbica, el 26 de abril ^^).  Nos lo pasamos muy bien en este trabajo, ya que combina varios de nuestros temas favoritos: El feminismo y la visibilización de mujeres en la historia, Tolkien y los fandoms, las lenguas raras e inventadas, y la traducción 😊💜📖.

En este ensayo y traducción, que adjunto como  PDFs más abajo en este post (en las páginas 41-46 del PDF de la revista adjunta, y también en el fichero por separado), hemos incluido primero una introducción sobre la vida y obra de Sor Juana Inés, y después la traducción al quenya y su análisis. El poema que escogimos para traducir es 'Hombres necios', el famoso poema (y con razón) con su crítica feminista tan acertada acerca de la hipocresía y los dobles raseroes de los hombres. Un poema que por desgracia sigue siendo muy relevante en nuestro siglo XXI. 

Si queréis leer más sobre la genial Juana Inés, recomiendo la presentación de Pilar Erika sobre su vida y obra en su Blogger, que presentó  en 2018 en una jornada de charlas organizadas por la organización feminista Dando Voz al Silencio, en Madrid (yo presenté otra charla centrada en la escritora también feminista Christine de Pizan, del siglo XIV).
 
Este es mi segundo post sobre quenya (la traducción de un fragmento del cómic de Astérix en Britania fie el primero xD), y dado que soy muy fan de las lenguas antiguas, raras e inventadas, está en mis planes totalmente expandir la sección de lenguas y traducciones en este blog y compartir más posts sobre quenya, irlandés y vulcano xD

 

 PDF of the magazine (our article is on pages 41-46): 

And the separate file:

 
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Sunday, 28 March 2021

Goodreads reviews - The Vulcan Language

Book: The Vulcan Language.  4/5. Goodreads review also here. 

This book is a compilation from the Vulcan Language Institute which includes a Vulcan grammar, various glossaries, and also a section about Vulcan lore and culture.

Pros
-The geeky factor. I mean, it's a VULCAN grammar, and I'm having a blast learning this language :D . This book and the content on the website is a great opportunity to learn Vulcan.

-There are quite a lot of vocabulary lists, including separate topics (food, occupations, science, etc), as well as a general dictionary.

-Quite a lot of the grammar lessons include exercises, and there are also some sections with Vulcan and English dialogue (both dialogue from the TOS movies and original translations of Star Trek Spock quotes), useful for practice and translations.

-And finally, the last section of Vulcan lore includes interesting info about the history and culture of Star Trek Vulcans.

Cons 

-Although you can learn Vulcan fairly easily with these lessons once you know where everything is, the grammar in this book is often badly disorganized, and the grammar itself does not follow a logical (no pun intended xD) order at all sometimes - Basic topics such as pronunciation and punctuation come after a whole section introducing various topics of Vulcan grammar, the basic copulative sentence also comes after more complex topics such as a whole summary of verbs and verb-to-noun formations, grammar and quote sections are mixed together...

It's definitely not the most logical or helpful way to organize a grammar, and it shows that this book was basically a copy-paste of the website contents of the Vulcan Language Institute which is lacking the very much needed effort of organizing it all together better so that it’s easier to follow and to learn the language :S As a working grammar it does need some work.

-Some topics such as stress were ambiguously explained or missing, and I had to make use of YouTube videos in order to understand it better. Videos are also a great help to learn Vulcan and complement this book nicely, though!

-The culture and lore section could be a bit better organized as well. The rather random order of topics also shows the copy-paste nature of this book, but most of all what I sorely missed was notes and references to where all the lore info came from. While I could recognize the TV series Trek canon that I know when I came across it, I was often left wondering about where many bits of information came from, be it from the series (also, which series), the book and extended material canon, or fanon. The way this section is written and organized, there’s a bit of everything mixed up and it’s hard to know which is which.

Topics such as the kolinahr, pon farr and kul-ut-kal-if-fi (more on Vulcan culture regarding women and feminism will be coming on here sometime in the future, because I have a lot of things to say :S xD) I found to be well-researched in the TV canon (probably because there’s also more material available), and include useful bilingual texts in Vulcan and English. Other topics contain a lot more extended-material-canon and fanon info that I also appreciated as a compilation, and I do think it’s also valid information when it delves deeper into a topic which was not as explored in the series, and especially when it does so without contradicting the series canon – but it kept bugging me a lot not to have notes, references and a bibliography just to know where everything comes from (as Memory Alpha and Beta do).

-Finally, there are also some typos and inaccuracies in this lore section (the stated lore contradicts the TV canon a couple of times, that I could find), and a couple in the grammar section as well.

Overall, I think this is a great way to learn Vulcan and delve into Star Trek's Vulcan lore, and I totally recommend this. I just wish the grammar were better organized in a more practical and (ahem) logical way, and that the lore and culture section included notes and references (and a bibliography for everything) detailing where each piece of information comes from. But apart from that, I'm pretty hyped about learning Vulcan :D Dif-tor heh smusma! 

Sunday, 14 March 2021

Goodreads reviews - Doctor Who audiodramas: I Am the Master

Geoffrey Beevers' Master (promotional pic from Big Finish covers). Palpatine vibes xD

Audio: I Am the Master, a Big Finish short trip written and performed by Geoffrey Beevers.

 5/5. Goodreads review also here. 

Geoffrey Beevers' engaging monologue as the Crispy Master is equally creepy and charismatic as he recounts, from a literal soundbooth xD, how he came to rule and cause the destruction of a planet.

As well as revelling in his evil power games, the Master also includes in his storytelling a surprising amount of social criticism as he explains how he exploits a series of societal factors for his benefit - from capitalism, politics and environmental issues, to people's hypocritical binary ideas of good and evil, to how distorted ideals for egalitarian and utopic societies can create oppression, war and totalitarian regimes very easily. Loved this take, combining actual legit social critique with an exploration of the Master's amoral logic and pragmatism which he uses to destroy and gain power.

Some quotes of this that I quite liked:

 "Another thing that helps - helps me, that is, which is what ultimately counts - is that life forms can always be convinced that they are the goodies, pure and virtuous, and that some other life form is evil and must be destroyed! That's really the most helpful handle to have if you want to create death and destruction - 'Oh look, over there are some really bad people! They're not good, like you and me! Why don't you go and kill them?' Haven't you noticed how the so-called goodies usually end up killing just as many people as the so-called baddies? So, what does it really matter if  the goodies win, so long as there's lots of destruction (...). I find that's a comfort, when I'm feeling a bit depressed, to remember - evil always originates in the attempt to eliminate evil in others. And the winner of the battle will always call themselves goodies anyway by definition, so I find there's a big area there that I can really exploit. Another ares is the whole thing of unintended consequences. People can start out oh so confident, with all kinds of good intentions, but they just don't think of the terrible side effects. But I mustn't give away all my secrets. I don't want people aware of what I'm doing when I hypnotize them."

"Recently I've become quite interested in the destructive power of ideas. It is evident that the bright ideas of one generation can feed the disasters of the next. All it needs is simplification and distortion. Let me illustrate this with the aid of your own, miserable civilization: 'Love your neighbour' in the right hands can become the Inquisition. 'Men should be equal' [not women, heh] can become Stalinism. Freedom can become - well, you get my meaning. Simplify and distort."

And we also have a bonus final ASMR 'hipnosis-in-progress' session with the Master whispering 'And you will obeeeey meeee' into the in-universe microphone inside his TARDIS disguised as a sound booth lol xDDD  

Beevers' Master's 'crispy' gone-wrong incarnation from "The Keeper of Traken"

Monday, 22 February 2021

Goodreads feminist reviews - Warhammer Fantasy: Blood of Aenarion (Tyrion & Teclis I)

Tyrion and Teclis (©Games Workshop)

Book: Blood of Aenarion. A Tyrion & Teclis novel, by William King.


3.5-4/5. Goodreads review also here.  This is the first part of the Tyrion & Teclis Warhammer Fantasy trilogy, telling the story of the famous High Elf twins Tyrion ('unparalleled swordsman and tactician') and Teclis ('greatest natural sorcerer of the age'). Some (lengthy xD) thoughts below, as always focusing on a feminist pov and tackling points such as representation and female characters, social criticism and other intersections, and other issues that interest me. This review contains spoilers of the plot of this book.

+1 Rereading for the second time, I still found this book to be well-written with an engaging plot, focusing on the teenage years of Tyrion and Teclis, their beginnings as the famed warrior and sorcerer they will become, and their first encounter with Demon N'Kari.

Tyrion leads the forces of Ulthuan (©Games Workshop)
  • Epics, war and the Good/Evil binary

+1 Anti-war and Good/Evil binary critical content: Even though this is a Warhammer epic book focusing on a fantasy society with a heroic ethos and including plenty of battle scenes, some parts of this book also challenged the Good/Evil binary and included some anti-war content:

-"Too many people kill without thinking in this world." White Lion (the elite guard of the Phoenix King) Korhien Ironglaive has more than one conversation with protegé Tyrion about the dangers of idealizing war and battle, the concepts of glory and prowess, and how killing people is not something to be enjoyed. I personally really appreciated these scenes in the context of what is basically a very binary, epic genre which often disregards these matters and amps the glory and honour of battling your enemies. In spite of these pep talks, though, Tyrion - the good guy protagonist with a charming personality - turns out to be one born for war who actually claims to enjoy battle and even killing the ones who oppose him or his country, and will end up conforming more to the epic ethos of the genre :S.

-Dark Elf assassin Urian also offers some critical content of the Good/Evil binary when he muses on the centuries-long feud between the High and Dark Elves and how masquerading as a High Elf noble for decades and living among his enemies has made him see that both groups are not as dissimilar or as black and white as they think they are.

  • Female characters: Representation, roles and sexism

Concept of a high Elf female mage (©Games Workshop, Warhammer Online)

+-1 Warhammer is not the best genre for a lot of (good) female representation, to be honest, as most in-universe societies, and the stories and authors, are overtly male-dominated and sexist tropes and sexualization are often to be found both in the miniature and online game designs/roles, and in the books.

+(-)1 This particular book is still quite male-dominated, but I found to be a bit better regarding positive female representation, even though many women in interesting, subversive and proactive roles are still little more than mentions. Still, contrary to other Warhammer books and *ahem* the miniatures Warhammer Fantasy's range of High Elves offered (which was minimal and literally extended - if I recall correctly - to the Everqueen, her guard, and a mage), there are mentions of female (arch)mages and loremistresses, sailors and captains of ship, huntresses and rangers, archers and warriors, priestesses, and women taking part in political circles. Like I said, most of these roles are little more than mentions, but the bar is so low sometimes in this genre that it's still a refreshing sight :S xD

+1 Female characters with interesting and proactive roles that I enjoyed: The main one is Lady Malene, a mage and loremistress who is also active in political circles and the leader of her House of Emeraldsea apart from her father, and is described as serious, capable, powerful and intelligent. She is the aunt of Tyrion and Teclis and mainly acts as Teclis' mentor in matters of magic. I also liked that she is in a relationship without losing any iniciative or her role being ever reduced to a love interest trope.

 Another character I liked is Joyelle, a ship captain who answers to Malene and is described as capable, tough and stern (in a good way, although Tyrion first wonders at the fact that the captain's answering to Malene instead of her (male) lover and bodyguard Korhien - sigh - and then remarks on the sterness of both women, feeling relieved at seeing smiling sailor girls in the ship as well *le double sigh*). There's also sailor Karaya, who acts as kind of a love interest for Tyrion but is seen as capable in her job and shows plenty of iniciative of her own during her scenes with Tyrion. 

High Elf female mage

-1 Female characters with problematic characterization and tropes: Enchantress Morathi, the Dark Elven Queen, is always a character that's super sexualized in the Warhammer world (often wearing little more than a metal bikini and loincloth), and who follows a lot of femme fatale tropes (even though she is also an intelligent and powerful leader). Her appearance in the intro also included the love/hate relationship with Aenarion, which is not my fave thing. N'Kari the demon is also super sexualized and male-gazey when in female form. And characters such as Lady Malene's daughter Liselle followed the trope of the shallow, vain female character more than anything else and was there mainly to be one of Tyrion's love interests.

-Bechdel test: Pass. Malene and Joyelle talk to each other, and I remember conversations between Malene and Liselle, and between Liselle and another noblewoman called Lady Melissa (although they were talking mainly about Tyrion there, so maybe that conversation doesn't count :S).

+-1 Male characters and their treatment of women: To finish talking about the treatment of women in this book, there's also the theme of how men treat and think of women. Some thoughts -


-Lady Malene's relationship with Korhien the White Lion is quite refreshing and healthy, and she's always seen as the authority figure in her group without question (the ship's crew and her entourage answer to her, for example). Teclis and Lady Malene also get on well in a mentor/pupil dynamic.

-Tyrion is written with the intention of being charming and likeable, but he also revels in violence quite a bit and is quite a womanizer, sometimes bordering on dudebro material. His one-off relationship with the sailor Karaya is a pretty healthy example of a casual encounter, but the one he later has with his cousin Liselle showcases his entitlement and internalized sexism more, as he clearly views her as vain and shallow and later thinks of her in a quite disparaging way, showing he was using her more than anything else. Lady Malene also tells him to make and effort not to extend his womanizing to his close kinswomen, but there he went anyway and with Malene's own daughter no less lol (le sigh).

-Dark Elf assassin Urian is probably the most blatantly misogynistic character in the book alongside fabled ancestor Aenarion (who clearly hates his second wife Morathi but still lusts after her and is quite abusive in the way he goes about it :S). Urian may give us some anti-binarism commentary which makes us relate a bit to him, but he's also a creep who's proud of the "harem of slave girls" he had back home to do as he pleased with (ugh), and who fantasizes about making stern Lady Malene, who dares distrust him, succumb to his (violent) charms. Eww.

-1 A bit related to this, even though I have a higher tolerance for it in reading form than visual, I personally find the gorier and more graphic side of Warhammer so not my cup of tea. Especifically the sections in which the writers indulge and focus too lengthily in torture scenes or anything related to the cult of pleasure of Slaanesh (which is always a good opportunity to also include sexualized women or sacrifice scenes, yay).

  • Poc and LGBT+ representation. Colonialism and xenophobia.

-1 No representation of poc except for very brief mentions of poc humans from the Warhammer equivalents of North Africa and China (merchants, traders and people who live in the foreigners' quartet of the High Elven capital Lothern). As per usual fantasy white-centrism, it is assumed that all High Elves are white (something that in my opinion doesn't make a whole lot of sense if we're talking about a whole species :S, but OK), and all Elves whose appearance is described have fair to very pale skin (Tyrion in book 2 has tanned skin from his journeys, but yeah).

Ulthuan and its colonies in a map of the Warhammer version of the world (©Games Workshop)
 
+1 Some critical content tackling racism and xenophobia between High Elves and humans is explored. Ulthuan (the Elven insular continent) is a nation with a colonialist history which now trades with other races but at the same time is politically aislacionist (more than once this goes hand in hand with the colonialism bit), and consequently off bounds to anyone who is not a High Elf everywhere in the country except in Lothern's "foreigners' quartet", where humans and even some Dwarfs are permitted to live (with the main aim of trading). When Tyrion visits said quartet and sees humans for the first time in his life, these topics of Elven aislacionism, xenophobia and prejudice come to play in the narration. Tyrion's first impression of the humans is coloured by the xenophobic and racist prejudice he has been taught in his society, seeing them as inferior in all things and comparing them to 'apes' and 'monkeys', to the extent that he is then surprised to meet humans who are more intelligent that he and many Elves gave them credit for. He in turn also experiences xenophobic violence and slurs ('elfie', 'cat-eyes' - because of the High Elves' almond-shaped eyes) from some drunken humans, so there's also a bit of that other side as well.

-1 Practically no representation of LGBT+ people. Demon N'Kari can easily be seen as genderfluid, as many demons often are, but is portrayed in a quite problematic light. N'Kari uses 'he/him' pronouns the most, but also appears in female form at least twice. The problem is, when N'Kari is female she is incredibly sexualized and cast in the 'seductive femme fatale' role as per male-dominated fantasy standards. The fact that N'Kari is a demon who serves Slaanesh, the Chaos deity of pleasure and all things lascivious and perverse, is not helping any matters. 

  • Other intersections: Class and ability

+1 There's also some social commentary regarding classism, the hypocrisy and snobbery of the aristocratic classes and the difficulty of learning how to navigate and survive in a world full of protocol and courtly intrigues, as rural-raised Tyrion and Teclis find out when they go to the capital to live with their wealthy relatives for a while.

Teclis (©Games Workshop)

+1 Ableism critical content: While Elves see themselves as the superior race for their beauty, longer life, and the fact that most never get ill, Tyrion's twin brother Teclis is frail and disabled (he gets ill often to the extent of being in the brink of death, has a severe limp and mobility problems, and is considered to be less canonically beautiful), and thus he has experienced constant disapproval and insult from his Elven fellows, who look down on him for being 'inferior'. Compared to his able-bodied, beautiful-even-among-the-Elves brother Tyrion, he feels insecure and bitter, but relies on his intelligence, acerbic wit and remarkable magical ability to shine.

Thankfully, the treatment of this issue was pretty positive, being critical of the classism and ableism of the High Elves from the pov of Teclis, who is never seen in a negative light by the narrator because of his health problems and disabilities. Teclis will also end up being the High Elven character who seems most understanding of humans (also seen as frail, uglier and inferior by the Elves) and one of the few Elves more interested in helping them and sharing his knowledge with them. There's also the fact that even though Teclis ends up gaining more health and mobility that allow him to do adventuring of his own and live a long life to perfect his lore and magic powers, he ultimately also gains a more able-bodied lifestyle mainly by his own agency, choice and powers (as well as receiving help in this book, for example, which is also a positive thing, of course).

+1 And finally, I also like that Tyrion and Teclis maintain a pretty healthy and supportive brotherly relationship in this and other respects, which is a refreshing subversion of the often competitive, love/hate trope dynamic based in jealousy issues of the 'golden, athletic brother pitted against the dark, bitter brother' (hello, Thor and Loki xD - that particular relationship also has its character development and is really interesting, of course, but I could not let that reference slide xD) 

 And finally, the IG storytime with more or less the same text content, but including direct quotes and a bit more specifics sometimes (also here)

Tuesday, 6 October 2020

Goodreads reviews - Doctor Who: The Monsters Inside (New Series Adventures, #2)

Book: Doctor Who: The Monsters Inside, by Stephen Cole.


2.5/5 Goodreads review also here.

 This is the fourth DW book with Rose and the Ninth Doctor that I've read, and while I quite enjoyed the rest of them, this one didn't quite hook me :S The narration style and quality wasn't my favourite, and even though I think the premise was really promising, I also think the social criticism got derailed quite a lot by the alien menace of the story, which is a shame :S Some spoilers in the points below!

+1 The initial premise of a human-made planetary system serving as a series of concentration/labour camps and prisons for the criminals of the Galaxy, both human and alien, was very promising, and there was some social criticism related to that in the story. The system is corrupted, primarily based on money and people in high ranks gaining power (no surprises there). People are mistreated, tortured and exploited in the labour camps, which also include several science experiment projects using the detainees as test subjects and problem-solvers. Those deemed criminals (it seems that often unjustly or for minor offenses) are sent to long prison terms, with abusive wardens and minimally decent living conditions. There is also some criticism of speciesism and racism/xenophobia in the way the system segregates humans and aliens in different complexes, and seems to mainly exploit the latter for their science projects.

-1 All this background called for way more social criticism than we finally ended up getting, though. Mid-story, the social criticism content that was coming via the Doctor and Rose against this human-made penitentiary system is suddenly basically put on hold indefinitely as the alien antagonists - Slitheen and other Raxacoricofallapatorian families - turn out to be impersonating more than one high rank officer in the complex. From this point, I felt like the Slitheen aliens (the main antagonists are actually not from the Slitheen family, but I'm going to use it this way to avoid saying 'Raxacoricofallapatorians' xD) became the only antagonists in the tale, effectively seeming to shift the blame to them and pretty much forgetting about the *human*-made complex full of freaking labour camps and prison mistreatment :S

The fact that most of the human workers and leaders mentioned are either Slitheen posing as them (these are also the most evil and morally wrong), or described as more greymoral and/or becoming allies of the Doctor and Rose (even though more than one continues to be complicit in the system) doesn't really help matters in this case. The end also reminded me of Kerblam! in this way - The aliens are fully defeated and these greymoral humans who became allies of the Doctor suddenly find themselves in charge of matters and decide to make the system better. Which could sound good and like a very Whovian ending, but it's not fully clear which subjective criteria they are going to implement and if they're actually making the complex less of an authoritarian, capitalist, exploitative torture detainment site and more of a humane set of prisons for those who do deserve a prison sentence. The freaking existence of labour camps are also not really addressed at this point, and the Doctor and Rose seem to only insist on them freeing those detained aliens and human inmates who have helped in the cause against the Slitheen :S.

The fact that the social critique was so suddenly shifted to the bad alien menace of the Slitheen against the not-so-bad-after-all humans does whitewash and diminish the actual problematic issues the story was dealing with in the first place, I think. 

Nine was in this mode until...he just wasn't because the plot decided the sole baddies were the aliens :S
+1 I quite liked how Rose was depicted in the tale. She is well characterized and very proactive, as usual. She spends most of the book on her own and becomes a Doctor-figure at one point with a companion of her own, a low-rank male warden from the prison they sent her to. There is also some female bonding and Bechdel going on, with Rose making friends with her fellow cell inmate, Riz, and also developing alliances and tenous friendly dynamics with scientist warden Flowers and other fellow female inmates.

+-1 However, I felt like the Doctor was more 2D and less interesting to read about in this tale. I quite like the Ninth Doctor, but I don't think he was as fleshed out in this tale as he could have been, even though he has his fair share of social criticism (while it lasts, at least :S), techno babble and action.

-1 Even though I think Rose is well depicted and there are a fair number of female characters in this book, the treatment of the rest of the female characters is sorely lacking in some respects. The descriptions of each and every one of the women in this book scream of 'male writer syndrome' and are full of problematic and pretty sexist clichés - The narrator keeps evaluating their physical appearance in a way that's unsolicited, cringy and a double standard compared to most male characters, and more than one woman, be she a high-ranking officer, a scientist, an inmate or a warden, or even an alien, are helpfully described as being 'fat', 'plain', 'old', 'short', 'jealous of prettier women', or 'with more testosterone than the thin male warden they're comparing her to'. This soured my experience of the book quite a lot.

Me every time yet another female character got described in this way

-1 There are also some problematic jokes having to do with implementing 'mixed-sex cells' with male and female inmates in the teenager prison Rose is sent to, clearly drawing on the sexual assault possibilities :S However, most inmates also choose to behave like prom is coming and making lists of which inmates are hot?? Female inmates also seem to prefer to obsess over handsome male wardens rather than feel miffed about their generally horrible treatment - coincidentally, these are the most humane and sympathetic of the complex, compared to the b*tchy female wardens :S . It's worth mentioning that the evil Slitheen were actually hoping that the 'mixed-sex cells' would lead to the inmates reproducing and giving them more labourers for their exploitative purposes (aka sexual assault in more than one case, and women as incubators, yay :S).

-1 In the same line of thought, scientist warden Flowers, who works in the alien labour camp the Doctor is trapped in and who becomes her companion of sorts in this tale, is depicted as 'plain', nearing early middle age and 'overweight', and thus, horribly insecure, forever jealous of prettier women and desperately 'needing some exercise', and the Doctor himself puts it because she can't keep up with him when running (wow). She's also pragmatic in the moral sense and doesn't really care about exploiting other people if that means her career is going well, but even so all that is brushed aside pretty quickly, and she ends the story with even more control in the complex (after all, the baddie was her female superior who was actually an Slitheen in disguise, not the complicit underlings). But instead of actually making the system better like they claim they want to do, she starts making a list of 'hot male inmates sentenced for minor offenses' so that they can be their personal assistants. WTF. Feminism this is not.

When a female character is butchered with sexist tropes but ends up redeemed for being complicit in the system and not for any correction of said sexist tropes :S

-1 There are also some unfortunate racist touches here and there - The sole female character described as Asian is said to be stereotipically 'petite and delicate, but with a comically low voice' (wat), and the few black and dark-skinned characters are described as 'swarthy', and who even uses that anymore to describe poc, it sounds so cringy??

+-1 There is some greymorality going on, both among the humans in charge of the penitentiary complex and among the Slitheen, which I do appreciate, even though that also becomes a bit problematic when complicit underlings in the system are not really held accountable in the story :S Or that the most sympathetic and humane wardens in the story turn out to be male, which kinda promotes more the archetype of the b*tchy (they're called this in the book more than once) woman in charge :S The actual Slitheen in this book are more greymoral and become tenous allies of the Doctor in most of the story, as they are also against the other Raxacoricofallapatorian family who serves as the main antagonists of the tale. There are also two female Slitheen in the tale with proactive roles.

Rose is also initially bullied and attacked by a pack of female inmates (fully stereotyped as big, burly and rough) who give her a very hard time, but in the end they kind of apologize for it when Rose becomes a hero figure of the prison with her uncovering the Slitheen. She shouldn't have to prove herself in this way to be respected, though - although I kind of loved the idea of Badass Boss Rose Tyler becoming famous in the teenage prison and getting a reputation as the ultimate rebel disruptor xD, and also the fact that Nine tried to get her out of the prison by claiming she was a genious astrophysicist who was needed for the science project the Doctor was made to work on, and Rose actually using her wits to trick the wardens into that assumption in spite of her zero science skills!

I am always here for Baddass Rose Tyler

-1 And to conclude this, the Slitheen are not my fave Whovian alien at all, I actually quite dislike them. Apart from the juvenile 'farts and belches' shenanigans (which I'm not a fan of) and the horrible prosthetics, the rampant fatphobia in their characterization is the main reason for this. The book ends up basically demonizing all fat people because they might be monsters in disguise, and I find that deeply disturbing :S Rose and other characters have to be careful of any fat person in power they encounter because an Slitheen might be lurking inside, ready to chase and kill them, and it's actually a huge plot twist when one of them turns out to be in the body of a *gasp* slim woman.

When I started reading this book, I linked the title, The Monsters Inside to another Whovian critique of how humans can often be the actual monsters rather than the monstrous aliens we're supposed to be thinking about. Especially with the background of a dystopian human complex full of concentration camps and prison mistreatment. But we actually got a very literal meaning of the title, with the murderous, power-hungry Slitheen hiding inside the humans in power and becoming the actual baddies of the tale. Which was pretty disappointing, but ah well. 

 

✨If you want to read more reviews of the Doctor Who New Series Adventures:

-The Clockwise Man (New Series Adventures, #1)

-Winner Takes All (New Series Adventures, #3)

Thursday, 13 August 2020

Goodreads feminist reviews - Hans Andersen's Fairy Tales (featuring The Little Mermaid)


Book: Hans Andersen's Fairy Tales, anthology, translation and commentary by Naomi Lewis.
2/5 Goodreads review also here.

+1 Interesting, informative notes by Naomi Lewis about the stories, often focusing on Andersen's influences for each story in the anthology, and sometimes also including some talk of feminism and representation.
+1 Illustrated with lovely ink drawings.

-1 Even though this is a very nice edition with interesting notes and lovely illustrations, the 2/5 stars come mainly from the content of the stories, often containing sexism and the promotion of unhealthy relationships, some racist/colonialist stereotypes, and a lot of religious morals in the narration, which I personally found pretty jarring.

+1 There are some interesting proactive female characters in 'The Snow Queen', my favourite of the stories in this selection, but it's not really enough to compensate for the rest of the content I usually find in Andersen's stories, which is really not my cup of tea :S

More than a standard review, this is going to be more of a series of feminist impressions/commentary on some of the stories in this anthology of Hans Christian Andersen's fairytales: 'Thumbelina', 'The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweep', 'The Snow Queen', and, most importantly, 'The Little Mermaid'.

  • Thumbelina (see the end of the post for some screenshots with quotes)
-Aka everyone keeps kidnapping, grabbing at, and trying to marry a pretty girl :/ First she's kidnapped by a toad who wants her to marry his son. She escapes with the aid of a butterfly, and gets grabbed at by a beetle. She escapes again from the beetles and ends up being forced to get into an arranged marriage with a mole, until she escapes yet again with the aid of a bird she tended to. Her final reward is to get a man she actually wants to marry (that at least, I suppose). But all this tale is pretty much rape culture normalized, as it basically revolves around a woman who is constantly kidnapped, harassed and being forced to marry men she doesn't want to be with :S

-She's of course reduced to being pretty and to her appearance. This alternates between being praised for how beautiful she is (pretty much always). to, sporadically, being called ugly by the beetles and ergo, deemed worthless for it  (which means to she is even more reduced to her physical appearance as a result, as the narrator assures us that no, she is super pretty!). Thumbelina's beauty is also very defined by traditional femininity - slender, small and delicate.

-Forced marriages are a big part of this tale, and pretty much the rest of female characters in the tale play the role of abusing matchmakers. First there's the toad's mother, who kidnapped her from her adoptive mother (the only female character she has a positive relationship with, and she hardly appears in the tale). And then there's a field mouse, who shelters Thumbelina in her home from the harsh Winter, but who also ends up forcing her to marry a middle-aged mole (bonus point for the age gap) because he's super rich and, most importantly, he's into her, and male desire is always the priority :S Even though Thumbelina keeps refusing the suitors she doesn't want to marry, her agency is very limited in the tale, needing help from (male) friends in order to escape each and every one of these forced marriages.
Thumbelina is forced to marry the mole, by Barbara Freeman

-But of course, Thumbelina's previous experience with forced marriage are hardly a critique of this patriarchal institution or of women's limited role in the home and relationship sphere. Rather, the theme of traditional romantic love (aka love at first sight and an immediate marriage with a handsome prince) is the happy ending for fairytales practically everywhere, and hardly ever challenged as toxic in its execution. And in this context, I kinda find it even more offensive that the female protagonist was forced to endure constant harassment and forced marriages repeatedly, because it kinda serves as a contrast to highlight just how marvellous the final prince is. 

Thumbelina meets the fairy prince, by Eleanor Vere Boyle
We sometimes have a critique of forced marriages and abusive relationships in fairytales, but the criticism often falls short because it's OK for a woman to refuse to marry someone she doesn't want to marry as long as most of her defiance also revolves around the fact that she wants to marry for love, and ends up married to someone else so the status quo of marriage and heteronormative relationships is not challenged :S I mean, women being in a relationship with whomever they want or marrying whoever they choose is most definitely an important part of having agency, but it's curious how traditional stories seem to limit women's very limited agency to that. In this case, this theme doesn't even appear, as Thumbelina meets the fairy prince she will marry just at the end of the story.

-Because there's not actually much good to choose from, it's certainly the best dynamic yet (they're similar in height, Thumbelina gains wings, and she's into marrying him, so for once she isn't forced into it, applause), but still, it's the trope of love at first sight that leads immediately to marriage without even knowing how the relationship will remotely be. And Nice Rich Fairy Prince Guy still basically meets her, thinks she's pretty and that's that, same as the rest. While being young and handsome himself, unlike the rest of suitors, he still reduces her to how beautiful she is as the main reason to marry her. He is also pretty entitled and respects her agency just as much as the rest of men and complicit women in this story (which is not at all), as he decides to change her name without even asking for her opinion.So not thrilled.
  • The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweep (see the end of the post for some screenshots with quotes)
-Another example of a pretty woman being pressured into marriage with an unsavoury type, while also being in love with a charming type to sustain the traditional romantic love trope. Andersen also follows the trend of Victorian racist Orientalist themes with the threatening 'Chinaman'/Mandarin figure, in this case :S Another tale in this anthology also features China, but fortunately it's way better handled (not in a racist offensive way, that is), even though he also calls Chinese people 'Chinamen' at the start (which is a racial slur).
  • The Snow Queen (see the end of the post for some screenshots with quotes)
'The Snow Queen' by Elena Ringo

-This is the initial inspiration for Frozen, and a story with a proactive female protagonist who actually dominates the plot and get the stuff done. It's also the only one in this anthology with way more female than male characters.  But even so, the Snow Queen is hardly fleshed out and rather depicted as a femme fatale/witch figure, probably also inspiring the Ice Witch Jadis from The Chronicles of Narnia, who's also not painted in a good light at all :S Thank the gods for Frozen and Elsa!

-Gerda is the proactive protagonist who goes on a quest to free her friend Kay from the Snow Queen, and she meets a lot of women along the way, so that was nice. But many of these women aren't painted in a very good light either. The middle-aged witch who wants to keep Gerda in her house 'isn't wicked', but still she tampers with her memory and basically makes her a prisoner. The robber woman who captures Gerda is depicted as ugly, coarse and brutish, and her daughter, the Robber Girl, is an antagonist initially as well, and also depicted as violent and disagreeable at first.

-The princess is initially depicted as smart and knowing her own mind, and she has to get married, but is looking for an intelligent man who can be her intellectual equal. Still, she finishes in a pretty minimal role in the story alongside a handsome youth who Gerda mistakes for Kay - A creepy implication that either the princess married super young, or, worse still, that she's into minors, given that Gerda and Kay are very young teenagers at the most :S

-The Robber Girl starts her part in the tale by being portrayed in a pretty negative way as an antagonist who is aggressive, 'spoilt and willful'. She's also described as darker-skinned, sturdier and with broaer shoulders, which in my book is great representation (yay for strong women, and for diversity of ethnicity and body type), but in a world which favours white and lighter-skinned people, as well as delicate thin women (like Thumbelina), it's suspicious to see her described in this way when paired with her antagonistic character :S At least the Robber Girl is seen more positively at the end of the story, in an independent, proactive role, and the relationship between her and Gerda is also way better, more of a friendship. Gerda also meets two wise-women who help her, one of them at least also being darker-skinned, and they're treated pretty positivley, so yay for that, at least.
Gerda and the Robber Girl, by Henry H. Ford

-Andersen is also super religious, so yeah, Gerda prays to get help against the antagonist Snow Queen and gets a whole legion of armed Angels to vanquish the snow army of the Queen. I appreciate the imagery of an angel angel, but meh for the unsolicited religious pamphlet.

-To finish, Naomi Lewis in the notes has the opinion that 'every positive character in the story is a girl or woman', and I have to disagree because it simply isn't true that all female characters are seen in a positive light in this tale :S It's true that there are way more female characters than in many other Andersen tales, and proactive, smart, independent, physically strong, and powerful ones at that. It's also true that some of them are certainly seen either positively or in greyscale. But this is worded a bit too optimistic. Like I mentioned above, characters such as the robber woman, the Robber Girl (initially), the Witch, and the Snow Queen herself are seen with negative characteristics, or dubious at least. It's great to see both positive and negative female characters who are portrayed as 3D human beings, but there are still too many stereotypes going on to reach this state here, I think. The Snow Queen, for example, who Lewis says is 'of a quality that trascends evil', may not be directly demonized, as the Ice Queen of Narnia is, but she's still pretty much the 2D pagan femme fatale witch figure who initially tempts a little boy to make him her thrall in her castle, and who Gerda defeats with the aid of an Angel army. And she hardly appears in the story, even if it's named after her.
 
And I mean, it's also not as if we should go and call Andersen a feminist ally just because he decided, for a change, to write a tale with 1) more than one female character and 2) with roles that go beyond traditional female roles, or the trope of the tragic lover or the pretty love interest :S When the story still includes a series of pretty traditional problematic stereotypes - Magical women who tamper with your heart and mind and keep you prisoner, darker-skinned women who are (at least initially) seen as violent and disagreeable, physically strong and/or not-as-thin women portrayed in a bad light,...Yes, we've got Gerda who does the rescuing, we've got the Lapland and Finland women who are wise-women, part of the characterization of the smart Princess, and the final depiction of the independent action woman, the Robber Girl. It's most definitely quite an upgrade compared to 'Thumbelina' or 'The Little Mermaid'. But still, I need a bit more than this to claim that 'all the female characters in this tale are seen positively'. Which they also really don't necessarily have to be to be in a feminist tale, either, as no human, male or female, is always 2D 100% good, and it would be nice to have a mix of greyscale characters of every gender - We just need a little bit less traditional stereotypes, as well as a little more of this in the whole anthology, for me to be a bit more satisfied xD

  • The Little Mermaid (see the end of the post for some screenshots with quotes)
And finally, 'The Little Mermaid'. Here we go with some criticism of toxic relationships, toxic religion, and problematic (Disney) role models for girls and women. Yayyy.

Illustrations by Roger Langton
-One positive aspect of the original story vs the Disney version: The Mer-King doesn't actually appear (and I'm no fan of an authoritarian wrathful father who ends up redeemed as a great dad because we don't hold bad fathers accountable meh). But the grandmother does, described as a 'wise old lady', and she has scenes with the Little Mermaid (she remains unnamed in the story, so let's call her Ariel, OK xD) where they speak of stuff, so hey, Bechdel! But of course, the grandmother is the one 'keeping house' for the King and looking after all his daughters because gender roles suck.

-The sisters also make a bit more of an appearance in the original story compared to the Disney version, although their role is still pretty limited and minor. And of course, all mermaids are described as beautiful and pale and slender, because what else is there *eyeroll*

 -Ariel is super into adventure and exploring and seeing the human world, but of course,  everything and anything having to do about her interests about the human world start revolving around the man (and religion) just after she rescues the prince from drowning.

-Also, apart from the man and true love and all that, one of the main motivations for Ariel in this original version of the tale when it comes to the desire to become human is attaining an immortal soul and a place in (Christian) Heaven after death, because merpeople live for 300 years but don't have souls and when they die they 'just' dissolve into sea foam. So I guess that from the point of view of this kind of religious people their 300 whole years of life are utterly worthless and they basically become a 'handful of foam' with no trascendence (speaking with acrimony here because I have a contact who offered this exact discourse around the time I was posting the storytime of this on IG lol).  
 

  -Anyway, so the merpeople are super misguided because they're OK with living 300 years happily and fully and stuff, and they're trying to convince Ariel to try that as well (wow). But she becomes obsessed with attaining an immortal soul asap, and becomes as obsessed with this promise of a religious afterlife as she is about mooning over the guy she has just met - Maybe even more :S And luckily, she can consider both things at once, because she can gain a soul if a human man offers her the True Love card! The kind of True Love featuring toxic 'romantic' ideas about caring more about this other person than yourself, your soul, your parents, you name it. For eternity, of course. 
 Also, she becomes so obsessed with the religious afterlife and the trope of romantic love, she basically forgets about living her life - Suddenly, her home, her family, her hobbies and talents (such as singing), those mean nothing to her because she keeps remembering that she has no soul (and no man).
Mid-song, she remembers she can't take pleasure in singing and being appreciated by her people because hey, she has no man and no immortal soul!

  After all, toxic romantic love notions and religious brainwashing combined will do wonders when it comes to literally forfeiting your voice (silent women are best, after all!), changing your body and literal species for someone *you don't even know will love you*, and leaving your whole life, family and friends behind :/ Also, the Disney movie sugarcoated the fact that every time she walks as a human she feels as knives going through her, but what is constant daily torment when you can get a man and a soul, right? After all, love is supposed to be about pain when it's stronger, and the more you suffer in your life the more points you seem to win for the afterlife, because neither of these constructs are problematic at all. 
 
- So Ariel goes to the Sea-Witch for help and she agrees to give her human legs in exchange for her voice (in the movie this fact is made even more infuriating seeing as King Triton's trident had the power to transform her into a human *in the first freaking place*, if only he had deigned himself to be a minimally decent father and had communicated with her instead of breaking things, shouting and whining about how difficult being a father is. But not, he's redeemed as the super Nice Guy Dad in the end after Ariel went through all that shit, by doing the exact same thin Ursula blackmailed her with! Ugh). 
 
  Anyway, the Sea-Witch tells her that her voice is not the only thing she will be forfeiting in this deal. If the man doesn't love her and ends up marrying someone else, she'll die and turn into sea foam. Arielis still super willing to go through with it because heternormative, gender-roled 'love' and Heaven's afterlife are wirth it, I guess. It's also kinda a bitof unfair pressure on the man, actually, who doesn't really know her at all (in the book he's not even obsessing about her singing voice), and doesn't have any obligaton to fall in love with her or marry someone he hasn't even met yet!
 
 And she won't be able to speak with him at all (and no one thinks about writing, maybe book!Little Mermaid doesn't know how to? Because movie!Ariel sure signed the contract lol). "But if you take my voice" says the Little Mermaid in the story, "What shall I have left?" No problem, the Witch-Sea says, she has "her beauty, er grace in moving, her lovely speaking eyes", and what else is there?! What use is a woman's voice when she's pretty?! That's more than enough to "catch a human heart", not to mention build a successful eternal relationship with someone! 
 
Also, the Little Mermaid has to get rid of what makes her different and Othered, her mermaid's tail, to be accepted in the human world, the possibility of a man's love and the promise of an eternal soul, which is not very cool :S


-So Ariel gets her legs, gets to the Prince's palace and "suffers gladly" every time she feels as if knives were piercing her body when she walsk or dances, because love is pain! This also kinda sounds like women having to endure the pain of high heels to be considered graceful and beautiful, to be honest :S 
 
-Another thing I hate about this storyline is how it promotes the trope of the sweet, passive, infantilized woman - The Little Mermaid doesn't speak, literally has to learn to walk, and doesn't know practically anything from the human world, which makes her pretty dependable on the prince and the rest of the people in the palace :S

-Also, the original story includes more than one mention of slave girls of the prince who dance for entertainment and who are further used as competition for Ariel. Am I supposed to feel great about a dude who keeps enslaved women for his entertainment now? Because I don't feel great for anyone who does that :S 

 -The prince also proceeds to treat Ariel basically very similarly to one of his enslaved girls. She becomes his favourite in the way a rich privileged, entitled dude has a favourite slave or courtesan he keeps company with while she entertains and amuses him. She's at his  beck and call, be they at the castle or on outings, and she is even described to sleeping on a cushion outside his door, so WTF. Ariel is hyped, though, because the more company she keeps with the prince the more he might fall in love with her, and she keeps smiling while cutting her feet climbing high mountains 'so that all could see' (WTF) because, they remind us, love is pain and female suffering is always hidden behind a smile for male convenience.
 
 -Ariel begins to get worried the prince will indeed not fall in love with her (so far he's treated her like a favourite and a child, and nothing more, not even a true friend :S) because he starts talking more and more about the girl he thought rescued him from the sea wreck (spoiler alert, it's not Ariel), a human princess who was getting educated in a nearby convent (and not Ursula in a femme fatale disguise like in the movie). Ariel obsesses even more, claiming that "I am here; I am with him; I see him every day. I will care for him, love him, give up my life for him!". Ariel, you have already given your life for him, your literal species by changing your body for him. You have lost your voice, left your home, family and friends for ever. You will literally lose your life, if he marries another woman. Healthy relationship indeed, from both fronts :S
 
-And while he actually doesn't owe her a lifelong romantic relationship either, and is entitled to moon over the girl he thinks saved him, Prince Dude also toys with her a lot. He takes her everywhere but doesn't seem to really care about her as a human being, as she's clearly there to be his companion, his therapist, his pretty favourite. He treats her like she's a child and at the same time kisses her randomly on the mouth. He treats her as his confidante when he speaks about his infatuation with the girl at the convent, and then says he would rather marry her, Ariel, than any other random princess his parents forced him to meet. And the way he phrases all this is pretty offensive - She's literally plan B in case he doesn't find the other girl. Also, he keeps calling her 'child' when he's just one year older than she is (17 vs 16), so WTF dude. And also keeps calling her 'dumb' in what he feels is an affectionate way, but sounds pretty ableist and fetishist af.

-So the prince meets the convent princess and immediately wants to marry her (why do everyone marry at first or second sight in these stories wtf?). Ariel's interaction with the princess is limited to her thinking about how beautiful her competition is. Entitled Prince has no qualms telling his plan B that he knows Ariel will be happy for him because he knows her priority is always him. Conclusion: Ariel now has to die because she wasn't chosen by the man. Agency? None.
 
-Also, it's interesting that Andersen was actually hating on the prince here as well because he was projecting big time on the Little Mermaid as a parallel to him being rejected by a woman who had had the audacity to say no to him, so he was resentful af lol. Andersen, my dude, the prince was entitled af and yes, he toyed with Ariel and treated her in a pretty shitty way. But he isn't obligated to be with her either! 
 
-Also, Andersen, my dude, stop telling women and girls love is about sacrifice, pain and literally losing your life and voice. What a terrible role model :S

-Ariel's sisters make their final appearance and go see Ariel to tell her that they've given up their hair to the Sea-Witch in order to save her from death (which is at least more female bonding and interaction between women than we see in the Disney version!). They tell her that in order to survive, though, she has to kill the prince, the person who didn't want to marry her, with an enchanted knife. Which doesn't sound like problematic at all either, the concept of killing a person because they didn't want to be with you romantically or sexually :S.


-Ariel isn't able to kill the prince to save herself, something which I do at least agree with (this would have been a super problematic analogy of the scorned person thinking they're entitled to kill the person who refused them, and it happens all too often as part of gender-based mysogyinistic male violence). But she can't return to the sea either, so she has to die because she didn't get love.Yay.
 
-And the bittersweet 'happy ending' is that her sweetness and goodness (which is not just about not killing the prince, but also about all the sacrifices, torment and tribulations she has gone through, of course) gains her a place among a series of air spirits who are able to gain the coveted eternal soul in Christian Heaven if they keep doing good actions for 300 years, maybe more :S You know, the general religious idea that if you 'behave correctly and virtuously' you gain happiness in the afterlife, as if behaving ethically and with integrity weren't a total valid imperative in and for itself that *gasp* non-religious people can be totally into without being promised an afterlife prize (Kant rules).

-And this kind of mindset bugs me so much not just because they're telling you that behaving ethically is cool because you'll get rewarded (and yet often religious people behave anything but ethically heh), or because the idea of 'the promise of an eternal soul in Heaven is what really matters and gives life value, and without it your past life wasn't worth it' (yeah nope). It also bugs me to no end because they're equating negative things such as needless sacrifice and pain, and toxic relationships based on self-denial and dependency, with behaving virtuously, and yeah, that's a terrible mindset.
 
-Finally, God requires these spirits to keep on suffering for whatever it is they did in their lives (not having an eternal soul in the first place?), and so what they already suffered in life isn't enough. Now they're also apparently to blame for the bad actions of children, of all things, and rewarded for their good behaviour. Excuse me, but why are they responsible for the behaviour of children now??
 
 I'm sorry, but with this kind of toxic baggage maybe I'd rather not sign in for the eternal soul offer, to be honest :S I also don't really applaud a mindset that teaches you to not appreciate your time of life (300 years in Ariel's case which she has now lost!) and that you have to ever be looking forward to what comes *after*, in the event that something ever does! So yeah, I'm at least glad that all the religious soul bullshit didn't make it in the Disney version, at least :S xD


 And finally, the IG storytime with more or less the same text content, but also including direct quotes and a bit more specifics (also here)